Just had a teenage boy as my cashier while buying tampons. As I was leaving he said “have a good day and be well.”
I don’t know why I found it so funny.
when you realize your adult decision has unforeseen consequences:
(read from right to left) ^
headcanon that eight’s ghost woke up when he body was at the mog base,so he decided to follow five around
of course there were arguments first and five finally thought he was losing it
but subsequently eight was good ol’ eight again and decided to tell some jokes to lighten the mood
which was ruined by five because he thinks that everyone is against him
All I need in my life is for John and Nine to each wear one of the sonic gloves and they kill a bunch of mogs with a super high five
I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.
They just know better.
damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.
I will stop reblogging this when it stops being awesome.
Kind of like lava lamps but better! These jellyfish are real. They have died of natural causes, been harvested by these lamp makers, frozen in liquid nitrogen and encased in crystalline epoxy. They glow in the dark, due to the jellyfishes’ natural bioluminescence.
it is my duty to reblog everything involving bioluminescence
finally, my room can look like blackreach
allons-ymrholmes replied to your post “I don’t know how people who write novels do it. If no one leaves a…”I wrote a book (The Patriot Guard) and published it in July and got a total of 3 reviews on amazon for it… and I know 2 of them. Hard to focus on finishing the next in the series…
Oh but congratulations on writing a book (and with quite a plot too)! It’s amazing in itself. I hope you get more reviews soon.
Thank you :) If you are interested in reading it I am doing a promo this weekend and you’ll be able to download the kindle version for free.
my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist
THIS IS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT
The Walmart game.
I dont know if I can top that.
hold on I got this
i would totally get this.
this is my favourite post on tumblr
IT GOT BETTER
good lord we are all psychopaths
Tumblr u need some help
"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."
YOU DID NOT QUOTE SPONGEBOB AND MAKE IT SOUND POETIC AND BEAUTIFUL