I am a 24 year old witch who travels through time and space with the 10th Doctor, occasionally taking breaks in order to solve crimes with Sherlock Holmes, pull pranks with Loki, throw dinner parties with Hannibal, and go ghost hunting with the Winchesters.

Just had a teenage boy as my cashier while buying tampons. As I was leaving he said “have a good day and be well.”

I don’t know why I found it so funny.

chaffatlas:

(read from right to left) ^
headcanon that eight’s ghost woke up when he body was at the mog base,so he decided to follow five around 
of course there were arguments first and five finally thought he was losing it
but subsequently eight was good ol’ eight again and decided to tell some jokes to lighten the mood
which was ruined by five because he thinks that everyone is against him

chaffatlas:

(read from right to left) ^

headcanon that eight’s ghost woke up when he body was at the mog base,so he decided to follow five around 

of course there were arguments first and five finally thought he was losing it

but subsequently eight was good ol’ eight again and decided to tell some jokes to lighten the mood

which was ruined by five because he thinks that everyone is against him

bixbyuniversal:

All I need in my life is for John and Nine to each wear one of the sonic gloves and they kill a bunch of mogs with a super high five

Lorien Code Names

  • John Smith: You can address me as Eagle One
  • John: Six you're code name is Been There Done That
  • John: Sarah is Currently Doing That
  • John: Nine is It Happened Once In A Dream
  • John: Sam, code name, If I Had To Pick A Dude
  • John: Marina
  • Marina:
  • John: is Eagle Two
  • Marina: oh thank God
theacenightwatch:

theactorsmind:

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

I will stop reblogging this when it stops being awesome.

theacenightwatch:

theactorsmind:

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

I will stop reblogging this when it stops being awesome.

(via madeforthetardis)

  • #hp
  • liathwen-slays-dragons:

vampishly:

bioluminescent-seadwellers:

takethedamncash:

Kind of like lava lamps but better! These jellyfish are real. They have died of natural causes, been harvested by these lamp makers, frozen in liquid nitrogen and encased in crystalline epoxy. They glow in the dark, due to the jellyfishes’ natural bioluminescence.
- messynessychic

it is my duty to reblog everything involving bioluminescence

finally, my room can look like blackreach

BLACKREACH.

    liathwen-slays-dragons:

    vampishly:

    bioluminescent-seadwellers:

    takethedamncash:

    Kind of like lava lamps but better! These jellyfish are real. They have died of natural causes, been harvested by these lamp makers, frozen in liquid nitrogen and encased in crystalline epoxy. They glow in the dark, due to the jellyfishes’ natural bioluminescence.

    - messynessychic

    it is my duty to reblog everything involving bioluminescence

    finally, my room can look like blackreach

    BLACKREACH.

    taylor-sea:

    The progression of video games in a few decades.

    (Source: sonandheirofnothinginparticular, via karategirl666)

    lostinfic:

    allons-ymrholmes replied to your post “I don’t know how people who write novels do it. If no one leaves a…”

    I wrote a book (The Patriot Guard) and published it in July and got a total of 3 reviews on amazon for it… and I know 2 of them. Hard to focus on finishing the next in the series…

    Oh but congratulations on writing a book (and with quite a plot too)! It’s amazing in itself. I hope you get more reviews soon.

    Thank you :) If you are interested in reading it I am doing a promo this weekend and you’ll be able to download the kindle version for free.

    megachum:

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

THIS IS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT

    megachum:

    tittily:

    my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

    THIS IS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT

    (via the-angels-sherlocked-the-tardis)

    maggieandtheferociousbeast:

    sassy-gay-justice:

    "You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel"

    God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there

    new fav insult

    (Source: iraffiruse, via collapsingnebulae)

    croatoan-feathers:

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

green-eyes-love:

myheartiswholocked:

i-am-fandomstuck:

terezi-minaj:

vinvin-vinny:

batlock:

captorgasm:

m4ge:

microwavewife:

estebanjulioricardodelarosa:

coxinyoface:

imreallyrandom:

The Walmart game.
Hmm..







I dont know if I can top that.





hold on I got this




i would totally get this. 








omfg





this is my favourite post on tumblr





IT GOT BETTER

good lord we are all psychopaths

Tumblr u need some help

    croatoan-feathers:

    carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

    green-eyes-love:

    myheartiswholocked:

    i-am-fandomstuck:

    terezi-minaj:

    vinvin-vinny:

    batlock:

    captorgasm:

    m4ge:

    microwavewife:

    estebanjulioricardodelarosa:

    coxinyoface:

    imreallyrandom:

    The Walmart game.

    Hmm..

    image

    image

    image

    I dont know if I can top that.

    image

    image

    image

    hold on I got this

    image

    image

    image

    i would totally get this. 

    image

    image

    image

    omfg

    this is my favourite post on tumblr

    IT GOT BETTER

    good lord we are all psychopaths

    Tumblr u need some help

    (Source: chasingcenturies, via the-angels-sherlocked-the-tardis)

    foreignpussy:

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

YOU DID NOT QUOTE SPONGEBOB AND MAKE IT SOUND POETIC AND BEAUTIFUL

    foreignpussy:

    hkirkh:

    godotal:

    broken body

    "I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

    YOU DID NOT QUOTE SPONGEBOB AND MAKE IT SOUND POETIC AND BEAUTIFUL

    (via the-angels-sherlocked-the-tardis)